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Trailer #2: True Blood Season 7
“Good Luck, Everyone”
I can still remember the day that my high school history teacher decided to teach us about World War I by showing my class the final episode of the classic BBC sitcom Blackadder Goes Forth. At first, I was just happy to get a chance to watch television in class but, by the end of the episode, I was simply devastated.
There’s something very appropriate about the fact that one of the best depictions of the futility and destructiveness of war came at the end of a comedy.
And during this Memorial Day weekend, as we pay respect to the men and women who have died in the course of fighting the countless number of wars that have been waged over the course of this country’s history, it seems to me that this final scene is far more eloquent about the costs of war than I could ever hope to be.
Trailer: True Blood Season 7
The final season of True Blood starts on June 22nd and I’m looking forward to reviewing it. Judging from this trailer from HBO … well, it’s kind of hard to judge much of anything based on this trailer. It looks like there’s going to be a lot of death and a lot of Sookie/Bill bathtub action. In other words, it’s True Blood!
Teaser: True Blood Season 7
Another teaser clip for the final season of True Blood has been released and the emphasis is on action! Personally, I think this looks like a job for Buffy….
Trailer: 24: Live Another Day
On May 5th, Jack Bauer’s back! How many people will he kill this time?
TV Review: Bates Motel 2.6 “Plunge”
Now, I know what you’re saying.
“Gee, Lisa — late much?”
Well, yes, this review of the latest episode of Bates Motel is rather late and for that I apologize. I have spent this week dealing with the world’s worst cold. Seriously, it has been pure misery! However, as I sit here rewatching “Plunge” and working on my review, I think that I may finally be on the road to recovery.
In short, I think I’m finally well enough to take the plunge and review this week’s episode!
This episode was all about people taking “the plunge,” both figuratively and literally.
For instance, Emma — after being goaded by both her new pot-dealing boyfriend and Norman’s latest unlikely girlfriend, Cody — removed her oxygen tank and took a plunge into freezing water and nearly died as a result. Fortunately, Norman Bates was on hand to pull her out of the water and save her life. On any other show, this would lead to the rebirth of Norman and Emma’s romance but, since this is Bates Motel, Norman ends up going so overboard in his anger towards Cody and Emma’s boyfriend (who I know has a name but I can never remember it) that he quickly goes from being a hero to being the guy who freaks everyone out.
(On a personal note, I have to admit that this whole sequence freaked me out because I don’t swim and, as a result, I very much found myself identifying with poor Emma.)
Norma, meanwhile, takes a plunge into municipal politics. With the encouragement of her new friend Christine (who I don’t trust) and Christine’s brother George, Norma lobbies to be appointed to the city council. The Mayor — whose name is Rob — agrees while making it clear that he’s mostly appointing Norma because of who she knows (i.e. Nick Ford).
To a certain extent, you have to wonder just how naïve Norma is. At the start of this episode, Norma confronted Nick and told him that she didn’t want to work with him anymore. Nick, more or less, told her that she didn’t have much choice in the matter. Now, she’s been appointed to the city council and you have to wonder if she realizes just how much of a pawn she has actually become.
Speaking of being a pawn, Dylan has taken the plunge of moving in with Jodi Ford Wilson (Kathleen Robertson), Nick’s daughter and the head of one of the two drug cartels that are currently at war. Is White Pine Bay really big enough for two drug cartels? The drug war, to be honest, feels like it belongs in a totally different show. But, I like Max Thieriot so I can’t complain too much.
Sheriff Romero, who is still living at the Bates Motel, took the plunge of informing Norma that, from his motel room, he has a view of her whenever she undresses in her bedroom. The awkward flirting between Norma and Romero has been one of the highlights of the second season.
Finally, Norman took the plunge of trying to get his driver’s license. However, Cody told Emma that Norman suffers from blackouts and Emma responded by calling Norma and telling her (at the exact moment that Norma is watching Norman taking his test). Norma responds by running over to the car and telling Norman’s driving instructor. The end result: Norman can’t give his driver’s license and now has another reason to both resent and be dependent upon Norma.
Random Observations:
- Vera Farmiga kicks ass. I know that’s become a running theme as far as my Bates Motel reviews are concerned but seriously, she really does. This week’s Vera Farmiga highlight was the scene where she literally ran down a hill to jump onto Cody’s car.
- Speaking of kicking ass, just how scary is Michael O’Neill in the role of Nick Ford? That man can make a simple hello sound like a threat.
- “Who’s Rob?” That’s okay, Norma. I’m not always sure who my mayor is either.
- I found myself wondering which three senators George helped to get elected.
- “There are reasons he should not drink. Medical reasons. And that’s all I’m going to say.”
- Norman’s flashbacks while hiding in the closet were disturbingly effective.
- Wouldn’t it be neat if it turned out the Mayor was related to Nick Ford as well and his name was Rob Ford?
- If I was Norman’s mom, I probably wouldn’t like Cody either. Seriously, mother’s worse nightmare that one is. That said, I relate to the character. I went through my Cody phase when I was younger. I think everyone has.
- George gets extra cool points for liking The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.
- Bates Motel has been renewed for a third season! So, we’ve got at least one more year of White Pine Bay melodrama to look forward to.
Rosemary’s Baby Comes To TV
Yeah, so this is probably a terrible idea….
Teaser: True Blood Season 7
True Blood will be back for its 7th and final season in June. And so will my reviews!
Sad to say, there aren’t many clues to be found in this recently released teaser as to how True Blood will end its run. However, this quick tour of the graveyard does have the proper True Blood atmosphere and, if nothing else, it reminds us that nobody is guaranteed to survive.
(That said, Erik better return….)
TV Review: Bates Motel 2.5 “The Escape Artist”
After I posted my extremely laudatory review of last week’s episode of Bates Motel, I received a very interesting comment on Facebook from the veteran horror director and screenwriter Alan Ormsby. (Among Ormsby’s screenplays: the excellent Deathdream and Deranged, a film inspired by Ed Gein who, as any Psycho fan knows, also inspired Robert Bloch to first create Norman Bates.) In his comment, Ormsby pointed out something that I had failed to take into consideration. Whereas Bates Motel presents Norman as suffering from a split personality as a teenager, Psycho established that Norman didn’t “become” Norma until, after years of abuse, he snapped and murdered his mother. Norman became his mother because he didn’t want to face the reality of his crime.
That’s quite a contrast to the story that is currently being told on Bates Motel. Whereas Mrs. Bates was the villain of Psycho, she’s become the protagonist of Bates Motel. Whereas the film’s Mrs. Bates was a demonic force who, even after her death, continued to possess her son, the show’s Norma Bates is often times portrayed as just trying to protect both her son from an increasingly amoral world and the world from her obviously disturbed son.
Now, I know that a lot of people are going to argue that Bates Motel is just a TV show and that it’s best not to give it too much thought and they’ll probably start tossing around words like “canon” and “fanfic.” They’ll say, “Just relax and don’t worry about it.”
But what fun is that?
So, how to explain the difference between the way Norman and his mother are portrayed on TV and in the film? I’ve come up with a few possible explanations.
1) The doctor at the end of Psycho could have misdiagnosed what happened with Norman and his mother. As played by Simon Oakland, the doctor was awfully glib and seemed to come from the overdramatic Dr. Phil school of psychology. After the shocking discoveries at the Bates Motel, everyone needed an explanation and the doctor was happy to provide one as long as he got paid upfront.
2) Bates Motel could be taking place in a parallel universe, one that plays out right next to the Psycho universe, with certain elements occasionally crossing over. Maybe, when Freddie Highmore’s Norman finally gets around to looking through the peephole behind the painting, he’ll find Anthony Perkins staring back at him.
3) Maybe the Norman Bates of Bates Motel is not actually the Norman Bates of Psycho. Maybe the TV show will end with Norman and his wife Emma staring down at their newborn son, Norman, Jr.
4) Or maybe Norma is destined to be murdered by her son and that son is destined to take on her identity, run the Bates Motel, and eventually murder both Marion Crane and Milton Arbogast. However, maybe that son is not going to be Norman but instead, it’s going to be Dylan. After all, Dylan has been through a lot of emotional and mental turmoil since he tracked down his mother. Who is to say that he didn’t finally snap and, after killing both his mother and his younger brother, ended up taking on both of their identities?
Obviously, the most plausible solution is the first one but I’m partial to the idea that Bates Motel is taking place in a parallel universe. That would certainly explain a lot.
As for this week’s episode, it was a rather low-key affair, especially when compared to everything that went on last week. But you know what? That’s okay. Bates Motel has reached the point where not every episode has to have fireworks. In its second season, Bates Motel seems to be a lot more confident about what type of story its trying to tell and therefore, it can get by with a few episodes that are mostly about appreciating the performances and the show’s off-center vibe.
That’s not to say that things didn’t happen. Actually, a lot of things happened but none of them were quite as memorable as Norman waving a knife at his uncle while taking on Norma’s personality.
Perhaps the episode’s most dramatic moment was Dylan getting run down in the middle of the street while firing a gun at a car full of rival drug dealers. (I don’t find the whole drug war to be all that interesting but I do find it amusing that, in the small town of White Pine Bay, nobody ever seems to notice people shooting at each other in broad daylight). At first, this panicked me because, as played by Max Thieriot, Dylan is one of my favorite characters on the show. But, it turns out that not only was he not seriously injured but, after being taken to the hospital, he also got to meet his boss and — gasp! — she’s a woman!
We also found out tonight that, on the other side of the drug war, is the Ford Family. And guess who is in charge of the Ford Family? None other than Nick Ford, the friendly but slightly sinister guy who has promised to help Norma stop the bypass. This week’s episode ended with the implication that Nick killed the councilman who was so rude to Norma at the city council meeting.
Speaking of Norma — well, where to begin with what’s going on with Norma? Not only has she managed to ally herself with a drug lord but she’s also having to watch Norman as he runs around with Cody, a girl who not only has tattoos but who smokes and listens to loud music as well. On the plus side, Sheriff Romero will apparently be spending several months at the Bates Motel now that the town’s drug dealers have burned down his house. The scenes between Vera Farmiga and Nestor Carbonell were definite highlights of this week’s episode. I love the chemistry between the outspoken Norma and the withdrawn Romero. I’m predicting right now that they’ll be a couple before the final episode of the season and it probably won’t end well.
Vera Farmiga also had another great scene during this episode, in which she responded to Olivia Cooke’s Emma asking her about sex. Speaking of Emma, she lost her virginity to the cute pot dealer. Norman has already hinted that he doesn’t consider the cute pot dealer to be a good person so we can probably guess what’s going to eventually happen here. That said, I’m just glad that Emma finally got to do something that she wanted to do, as opposed to just standing in the background and staring forlornly at Norman.
And finally, Norman is growing even closer to Cody, eventually having sex with her. (And, again, this is more evidence of my parallel universe theory since the Norman Bates of Hitchcock’s film was a virgin.) Eventually, he even confessed to her that he often has blackouts. He also discovered that she comes from an abusive home.
And again, this is probably not going to end well…
Random Observations:
- Nick Ford’s boat is named “Amnesia.” What is it with evil people and boats?
- Did Norman kill Uncle Caleb? Hopefully, this won’t be another randomly abandoned Bates Motel subplot.


