Kenneth Branagh is back with another Agatha Christie adaptation and, again, he’s brought along an all-star cast. I will definitely see Death on the Nile because seriously, how can you go wrong with a murder mystery featuring Gal Gabot, Armie Hammer, and Russell Brand? It should be fun if nothing else.
The movie comes out on October 23rd and here’s the trailer:
This one is coming out on December 8th. Basically, a bunch of doctor witness an illegal robot raid and then end up getting pursued by the robots themselves. My money is on the robots but we’ll see who wins in December.
Here’s the trailer:
“How am I still alive!?”
That’s always a good question. The usual answer is that your either in Purgatory or you’re having a dream or someone is trying to drive you crazy by making you think that you died and then came back to life.
I don’t know if any of that is true about the upcoming film, Death of Me, but I do like the trailer.
And here it is:
Death of Me is scheduled to be released on October 2nd.
The trailer for Scare Me features a man and woman staying in a cabin in the woods and attempting to scare one another. Seriously, that’s the whole trailer. I assume that there’s more to the movie but who knows. Maybe that’s the whole movie, too.
Personally, I can relate. Jeff and I played the same game the last time we were up at Mt. Nebo. I have to admit that I get scared a bit more easily than the people in this trailer. In fact, when I was six, I was scared to death that this barn near our house was haunted and I used to imagine seeing all sorts of things in the shadows of that barn. And then, when I was 11, I was outside in the front yard and it suddenly occurred to me that there could be a lion or a tiger inside my house. So, I literally sat out on the front porch until my mom came home and opened the door and showed me that there weren’t any wild animals in the living room. So yeah, definitely, I can relate….
Anyway, here’s the trailer for Scare Me!
In the future, all drugs and alcohol are illegal.
Except for one night a year….
Wait a minute. This sounds familiar. Is this a part of The Purge franchise? Or is it just another Vince Vaughn party comedy? I guess we’ll find out — well, some of us will — on August 28th when the film premieres on Hulu.
For the record, I don’t drink but I probably would if I was told I couldn’t. You know how that goes.
Here’s the trailer for The Binge:
Good God, this looks awful. When is Mario Lopez going to start aging? I swear, the man has to have a Dorian Gray-type painting up in his attic or something.
Oh well. As bad as it looks, I’ll probably watch a few episodes.
I had totally forgotten that this film was coming out so I’m glad that this trailer dropped today and reminded me. This film has got an amazing cast and a story that, if told correctly, should generate a lot of tears.
Here’s the trailer for Blackbird, which is due to be released on September 18th.
Noomi Rapace, the original Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (and the only who really matters), stars in this upcoming film about a woman living in 1950s suburbia who abducts a man who she believes is a fugitive war criminal.
The Secrets We Keep is scheduled to get a limited release in September, followed by VOD release in October. (Oh, you want exact dates? Okay — September 16th and October 16th.) I have no idea whether the film is going to live up to its potential. Watching the trailer, I kind of feel like it could go either way. But Noomi Rapace is a fantastic performer who deserves to be better known and I hope this movie will be a good vehicle for her talents.
Here’s the trailer:
For those of you who were wondering if the worst film of 2019 was going to have a sequel …. well, here’s your answer!
Joseph Langford and Hero Fiennes Tiffin are back as the two most boring young lovers alive. This trailer certainly makes it look steamy but I’ll be surprised if the actual film lives up to the promise of the preview. That’s one reason why I love trailers. Trailers are often more interesting than the film itself.
Anyway, After We Collided will be released on October 2nd so don’t worry! In only a few more months, you will once again have a chance to watch two people with almost zero romantic and sexual chemistry take a shower together.
Liam Neeson’s money has been ….. TAKEN!
Booooo!
Yeah, okay, it’s an obvious joke and not a particularly clever one but I’m sure that I’m not the only one who instinctively makes a joke about Taken whenever I see another trailer featuring Liam Neeson holding a gun or cracking a safe.
Anyway, Honest Thief stars Liam Neeson as a veteran thief who wants to retire so that he can marry Kate Walsh. However, he’s just been double-crossed by two FBI agents and now, he has to do what he has to do to get his money back.
Honest Thief is scheduled to be released on October 9th. Here’s the trailer!
Through the Shattered Lens 