A Movie A Day #35: This Was The XFL (2017, directed by Charlie Ebersol)


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Though it may be regarded as a joke today, the XFL was a big deal for a few months in 2001.  The brainchild of the WWF’s Vince McMahon, the XFL was a football league that, like the USFL before it, would play during the NFL’s off-season.  McMahon promised that, if the NFL was now the “No Fun League,” the XFL would be the “Extra Fun League.”  McMahon’s longtime friend and the President of NBC sports, Dick Ebersol, purchased the rights to broadcast the XFL’s first two seasons.

Ebersol and McMahon put together the XFL (8 teams and 2 divisions) in just a year’s time.  They recruited players who hadn’t been able to find a place in NFL.  Using many of the same techniques that he perfected in the world of professional wrestling, McMahon encouraged the players to be big personalities and allowed them to pick their own nicknames.  Rod Smart would briefly become a star as He Hate Me while another player requested to be known as Teabagger.  McMahon tweaked the rules, encouraging faster and more aggressive play.  Instead of a coin flip, each game would start with two opposing players scrambling for the ball.  The XFL was not only more violent than the NFL but it also had sexier cheerleaders.

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In 2001, I was really excited for the XFL.  It was everything that an 18 year-old male football fan could hope for.  I was one of the 14 million people who watched the very first broadcast.  I watched half of the second broadcast and that was it.  I lost interest and I was not alone.  The XFL started with higher ratings than expected but the final games of that inaugural season set records for being the lowest-rated prime time sports telecasts in history.

What went wrong?  That’s what ESPN’s latest 30 for 30 documentary, This Was The XFL, explains.  Directed by Dick Ebersol’s son, Charlie, This Was The XFL features interviews with McMahon, the senior Ebersol, players like Rod Smart and Tommy Maddox, and sports journalists like Bob Costas.  The XFL’s rise and demise is presented as being a comedy of errors.  Already viewed with skepticism because of McMahon’s unsavory reputation, the XFL was doomed by a combination of terrible luck and bad gameplay that confirmed why many XFL players couldn’t find a place in the NFL.  During the first week, several players were injured during the opening scramble.  In the 2nd week, a power outage interrupted the broadcast of a game in Los Angeles.  With ratings in freefall, McMahon resorted to playing up the cheerleaders and sending Gov. Jesse “The Body” Ventura onto the field so that he could harass the coaches during the game.  Trying to do damage control, McMahon appeared on The Bob Costas Show and their hostile interview is one of the highlights of the documentary.  Even if the league ultimately failed, it is impossible not to admire McMahon’s determination to shake things up.

The XFL’s first season was also its last but, as This Was The XFL makes clear, its legacy is still evident today.  Miked-up players, the skycam, sideline interviews, all of these are the legacy of the XFL.  Even Jerry Jones, when interviewed, says that the XFL changed the way that NFL football is broadcast.

With this being Super Bowl weekend, take a moment to raise a toast to the memory of the XFL.

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What Lisa Watched Last Night #98: The 2014 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony


Last night, I watched NBC’s tape-delayed pretend-live coverage of the Opening Ceremony of the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi.

Why Was I Watching It?

I loved the London opening ceremonies and I wanted to see how Sochi would compare.  Plus, there was always the chance that the ceremony might somehow involve curling…

What Was It About?

It was the opening of the Sochi Olympics.  It was a chance for Russia to celebrate its own history.  It was a ceremony specifically designed for people, like me, who appreciate spectacle for the sake of spectacle.

It was also a chance for NBC to screw everything up and be generally annoying.

What Worked?

As I said, I appreciate spectacle for the sake of spectacle and that’s what the Opening Ceremonies were.  They were a great spectacle, which managed to be thrilling, impressive, ludicrous, and silly at the same time.

There was no way not to be impressed and moved by sight of the teams of athletes marching into the stadium.  My favorite teams: Team Canada, Team Ireland, Team Spain, Team Italy, Team Andorra, and Team Australia.  (No, I’m not rooting for Team USA this time around.  After all, an American team just won the Super Bowl.  It’s time to spread the wealth around.  Go Canada!)

Glowering old Vladimer Putin would make a great villain in the next Bond film, wouldn’t he?

What Did Not Work?

The ceremony was amazing but, unfortunately for those of us in the States, it was broadcast on NBC.  NBC declined to live stream the Opening Ceremonies (which were held around 11:00 am EST) but instead decided to show us an edited version in the evening, with the notoriously vapid Matt Lauer and Meredith Vieira on-hand to provide commentary and “context.”

And what context!  Matt was apparently under the assumption that he’s the only American who knows who has read a novel by Nabokov or appreciated a painting by Kandinsky.  Meredith said things like, “And now Imperialist Russia will be swept away by the revolution and this commercial break…”  Both Matt and Meredith talked through the performance of Swan Lake, which is unforgivable.

NBC declined to show us four of the most-discussed moments from the opening ceremonies.  We did not get to see t.a.T.u perform, which also means we didn’t get to consider the irony of fake lesbians performing at an official ceremony in a county known for its anti-LGBT laws.    We did not get to hear the portion of the IOC President’s speech where he called for tolerance.  (It’s almost as if NBC was going out of their way not to upset Putin…)  We did not get to see the end of the ceremony’s recreation of Russian history.  And, most tragically, we did not get to see the Russian police singing Daft Punk’s Get Lucky, a moment that would have brought some humanity to the ceremony.

Though the show started at 6:30, NBC still made everyone sit through an hour of filler before it actually started to show the Opening Ceremony.  Among that filler was watching Bob Costas interview the President.  Bob started out by assuring the President that he would only be asking him about the Olympics.  When I heard that, I thought, “Yay!  This will be over quickly!”  However, it turns out that our President is just as long-winded when he’s talking about the Olympics as when he’s talking about anything else.  Again, let’s consider that NBC declined to show us the Russian police singing Daft Punk so that we could sit through yet another interview with someone who we see every single day.

Incidentally, Team America’s sweaters were just as hideous as everyone thought they would be.  When they were introduced, they all looked like they had been given the same crappy Christmas present.

“Oh my God!  Just like me!” Moments

Watching all of the ballet made me so nostalgic and a little sad.

Lessons Learned

Matt Lauer is an annoying schmuck.