Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Saturdays, I will be reviewing the Canadian sitcom, Check it Out, which ran in syndication from 1985 to 1988.  The entire show is currently streaming on Tubi!

This week, Howard is irresponsible with money!

Episode 2.11 “Short One Jockey”

(Dir by Alan Erlich, originally aired on December 26th, 1986)

Howard has a gambling problem!

That’s one of the major things that we learn about Howard during this week’s episode of Check It Out!  Interestingly enough, Don Adams, the actor who played Howard, was also something of a notorious gambler.  I can’t really find anything online as to whether or not Adams was actually a good gambler or if he was one of those gamblers who was constantly in debt to the mob.  If the latter was true, that might explain how he ended up agreeing to do a show like Check It Out!

Anyway, this episode features Howard taking the $2,000 that the members of the store’s staff have spent a year saving up to the track.  ($2,000 may sound like a lot but remember, this is Canadian money we’re talking about.)  Instead of betting the money on a horse, Howard instead buys a horse and enters it into a race.  As he explains it, the staff stands to make a lot of money if the horse wins the race and is then bought by a farm.  Or, Howard explains, they could just put the horse out to stud.

“He’s a gelding,” Edna says.

“A horse that sings soprano,” Marlene explains.

Unfortunately, the jockey that Howard has hired leaves the country at the last minute.  (When he’s not working as a jockey, he sells sweaters and he learns that there’s a huge cardigan sale in Mexico.  And I will admit that made me laugh.)  Howard trains Murray to be a jockey by having Murray ride the store’s electric horse.  Murray falls off.  (That also made me laugh.)  It then turns out that Murray is allergic to horses so Howard puts on the jockey uniform and Christian asks him if he “lost his lawn.”  (Again, that made me laugh.)

Howard comes in second in the race but he reveals that he put money on the horse that came in first so the staff at least gets their cash back.  But then it turns out that the horse that won has been disqualified and the staff’s horse did win!  The staff makes a lot of money and Howard is out the cash he bet on the other horse.

(Gambling is confusing, which is one reason why I don’t do it.  I’ll blow on the dice at the craps table but I’m not going to play with my own money.)

This episode …. actually, I have to be honest.  This episode actually made me laugh quite a bit.  It was just so silly and cheerfully dumb that there was no way I couldn’t laugh a little.  Jeff Pustil (as Christian), Simon Reynolds (as Murray), and Kathleen Laskey (as the totally awesome Marlene) all got in their share of one-liners at Howard’s expense and it was fun to listen to them make fun of the boss.  Workplace comedies always work best when the joke is on management.