As I’ve probably mentioned before, I’ve always been a secret history nerd.  (Don’t ask me why it’s a secret.  It just is.)  As part of my secret obsession with history, I’ve recently decided that I want to become the world’s foremost authority on the year of my birth, 1985.  I’ve spent most of today researching that year and, as a result, I’ve decided to dedicate this latest edition of Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse And Exploitation Trailers to films that were released during the greatest year ever: 1985.

1) Rappin’

“You must see Rappin’ … this movie had to happen!”

2) Heavenly Bodies

“This is the shape of things to come…”

3) Def-Con 4

In this trailer, World War III breaks out and wow, does it ever look cheap.

4) The Oracle

This film was directed by the infamous Roberta Findlay.  Even if that information wasn’t readily available via the Internet Movie Database, it’s kinda obvious from just watch the trailer, no?

5) Zombie Island Massacre

“Welcome to beautiful Zombie Island…”  When you agree to vacation at a place called Zombie Island, I imagine you lose the right to ask for a refund…

6) The Mutilator

I imagine the people in this trailer ended up wishing they had vacationed at Zombie Island instead.

What do you think, trailer kitty?