Australia’s Channel 7 and our own glorious Fox News both featured a man flounder pounding on live television over the past day or two. Can you tell which is literal and which is figurative? I’m still not sure.

(Compliments to BBC World News for bringing the first to my attention. I’ve been reading them daily for a good many years now.)

You know, it would only be fitting to make Miranda Kerr the next hottie of the day…